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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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