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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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