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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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