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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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