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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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