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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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