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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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