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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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