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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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