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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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