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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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