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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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