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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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