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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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