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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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