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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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