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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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