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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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