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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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