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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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