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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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