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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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