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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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