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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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