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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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