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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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