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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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