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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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