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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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