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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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