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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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