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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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