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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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