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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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