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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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