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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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