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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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