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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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