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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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