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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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