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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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