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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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