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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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