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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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