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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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