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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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