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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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