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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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