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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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