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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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