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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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