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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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