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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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