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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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